Top Ten New Year's Resolutions and How To Break Them and Still Feel Good About Yourself!

1. LOSE WEIGHT? Forget about the "SUBWAY" Diet, Come have a big juicy burger and feel filled as well as fulfilled.(Plus you can't beat our Daily Burger Special.)

2. EXERCISE? Leave your keys at the house and jog over to TOM & JERRY'S, the island is only 3 miles long.

3. QUIT SMOKING? We will encourage you to quit smoking, but if you can't we have a cigarette machine to the right of the bar.

4. QUIT DRINKING? With our cheap drinks, why quit? (Plus our Happy Hour is from 11am til 6pm)

5. BE A BETTER PERSON? With all our great staff as role models, how can you help but not be.

6. SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY? What better place than Tom & Jerry's Family fun for everyone.

7. SPEND LESS TIME ON THE INTERNET? Come to Tom & Jerry's and play interactive NTN Trivia, not only can you get your keyboard fix, but you can show others how intelligent you are.

8. BE MORE ORGANIZED? We at Tom & Jerry's like to believe that organized chaos is still organized. (Refer to Resolution #4, have a cheap drink and then everything seems to fall in to place)

9. GET OUT OF DEBT? Join our LUNCH AT THE RAIL CLUB, what a great way to get free food.

10. BE MORE SPIRITUAL? Everyday we thank God for you bringing your business to us, take it from us, there is a God and he does answer prayers.

THANK YOU TO OUR LOYAL GUESTS FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL YEAR! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SERVING YOU THIS YEAR! MAY EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!